[bad. he realizes belatedly how stupid that sounds, though, so. yeah, excuse him while he takes a minute, for his brain to catch up with his mouth]
Anyway, uh.
Okay, so.
Bad guys. [a beat] I'm pretty sure there are more bad guys than two guys can take -- not unless everyone gets really cool about a lot of stuff really quickly. [not unless someone can get him some sulfur, charcoal and saltpeter real quick, so he can make gunpowder to make explosives. he couldn't resist quoting John Mulaney to make that point, though]
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[bad. he realizes belatedly how stupid that sounds, though, so. yeah, excuse him while he takes a minute, for his brain to catch up with his mouth]
Anyway, uh.
Okay, so.
Bad guys. [a beat] I'm pretty sure there are more bad guys than two guys can take -- not unless everyone gets really cool about a lot of stuff really quickly. [not unless someone can get him some sulfur, charcoal and saltpeter real quick, so he can make gunpowder to make explosives. he couldn't resist quoting John Mulaney to make that point, though]