"Oh," Wrench starts with a shrug. "Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much ... " Because clearly, he and Sitara were banging before all of this started. No? Okay, then.

"Okay, but seriously, there wasn't really that much to it," he tries again, reaching for the plate again. As he works on setting it, he continues, "Horatio went home, so me and Sitara were just hanging out, drinking, and then one of their douchebags walked in. He invites himself to join us, and -- y'know it's kinda a blur after that, actually."

It all happened so damn fast.